All finance and politics all the time. Except as otherwise set forth herein on occasion once in a while. Quote of the period is by a singer-songwriter named Jim Reilly: don't ask me for answers, I'm making it all up as I go.
Monday, November 28, 2005
See You in Mahwah, Boys...
I think I saw somebody vomit right around here sometime.
Glamorous ladies always throw up in the toilet. I cannot be controlled - only tolerated. I am a volcano of drunken humiliation. I am a raging tornado of flatulence. How can any woman put up with that?!?!
How I ever led anyone to believe that I was sophisticated or sensitive is beyond me.
Chunks, or just liquid? Chunks are always more interesting.
ReplyDeleteI once projectile vomited on a dog that had one brown eye and one blue eye...while Zepplin played in the background.
ReplyDeleteI didn't even know the people who owned the house (and the dog). They were not happy with me.
Especially when you mix it with your own urine, Phineas.
ReplyDeleteBecause I'm such a glamorous lady, I always vomit in the toilet. Never have I missed the toilet.
ReplyDeletePinky, you're not as sophistocated as I thought. How does your wife put up with you??
You must have been an interesting pre-prepubescent punk.
Hairy Prison Guard, I think it's about time to throw away the key.
ReplyDeleteGlamorous ladies always throw up in the toilet. I cannot be controlled - only tolerated. I am a volcano of drunken humiliation. I am a raging tornado of flatulence. How can any woman put up with that?!?!
ReplyDeleteHow I ever led anyone to believe that I was sophisticated or sensitive is beyond me.
Who said sensitive?
ReplyDeleteYou seem as sophisticated as Chris North aka Big, in 'Sex and the City'. I bet he has big feet too.
ReplyDeleteIf you are not aware of this actor Pinky, it's a complement.
(a) Hairy said that I am not as sensitive as he once thought;
ReplyDelete(b) I do have large feet...and you know what that means!!! big shoes! Size 13 in fact.