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Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Euphemism of the Day

Do you like euphemisms?
Me too. Definitely.

Here's a wonderful one from a Toby Keith song (Track 7):

  • There's a blue-eyed blonde in a red hot sweater,
    She wants to spice my chili and I think I'm gonna let her ...

That's a new one on me. And I even live in the South.

8 Comments:

Blogger Dongley Shlongford said...

Please don't get me started.

12:03 PM, July 27, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now we're getting somewhere. Please elaborate ...

1:38 PM, July 27, 2005  
Blogger Chris said...

Garrett, your blog introduction mentiones compounding investment returns. Could we get some analysis on that topic?

3:37 PM, July 27, 2005  
Blogger garrett said...

The best I've managed on that so far is the rambling about cost of capital. That didn't quench your thirst for matters financial?

4:05 PM, July 27, 2005  
Blogger garrett said...

Mr. Shlongford - did you have something to contribute to the discussion? Would you like anonymous to toss your salad?

5:55 PM, July 27, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stay classy, Garrett. Enjoy your blog.

5:59 PM, July 27, 2005  
Blogger The Velvet Fog said...

As Mr. Shlongford's representative, I have to inform you that Mr. Shlongford is much too busy training for the Arlington Classic Criterium this Saturday to be bothered with these types of shenanigans and tomfoolery. He won't stand for bologna you know.

8:48 AM, July 28, 2005  
Anonymous fred savage said...

TWO DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3:48 PM, July 28, 2005  

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