You Sell the Shizzle
Grandmaster Flash is really the only artist worth mentioning or quoting. Please spare us all the P.E. in Full Effect derivative hoo-ha. I was listening to the Grandmaster before the last time you were lying in a pile of your own drool, humming nursery rhymes with your arms and legs akimbo. Oh wait. Maybe not. For some of you that was just back in college. Or even more recently.
posted by garrett @ 12:46 PM
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The lovely wife of the Velvet Fog may have attempted to cure her husband of drink and wickedness, but there is a stretch of road in the backyard of the boss that may have a slightly different take on the efficacy of that tonic.
Oh excuse me that tonic was actually Jack and coke.
Soyling PT Cruiser is People.
It's PEOPLE.
To the fine owner of this establishment.
Pardon my ignorance, but could you define "soyling" for me.
I do not intend to sully this blog with ignorant questions or soil the intellectual purity of this discussion. I am simply at a loss as to what appearance a Tofu PT cruiser would have.
Mmm... boy, that Hennigan's goes down smooth. And afterwards you don't even smell. That's right folks. I've just had three shots of Hennigan's and I don't even smell. Imagine: you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigan's: no smell, no tell, Scotch
Girls with boyfriends are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike
Your father - he's jealous 'cause I'm making that green
I've got the girlie's numbers from the places I been
Morley:
I was just trying to hard to make a play on words. Although I would note that I have seen, recently, a PT Cruiser that had a substance which, with enough time in the sunshiney wonderland that is the garden state, developed a texture and malleability not unlike tofu.
The inside of them door pouches were some Ph.D students wet dream. An entire dissertation (plus leftover dessert) right there for the examinaphication.
Thanks for the clarification on that soy issue.
soyling = soiling.
phonics, man.
phonics.
At yeast try to follow along.
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