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Tuesday, July 26, 2005

You Sell the Shizzle

Grandmaster Flash is really the only artist worth mentioning or quoting. Please spare us all the P.E. in Full Effect derivative hoo-ha. I was listening to the Grandmaster before the last time you were lying in a pile of your own drool, humming nursery rhymes with your arms and legs akimbo. Oh wait. Maybe not. For some of you that was just back in college. Or even more recently.

14 Comments:

Blogger The Velvet Fog said...

Well, I must admit I've lost it all, because I have no idea as to what any songs by Grand Master Flash are. Send over some mp3's.
I'm not as Jiggy with it as I used to be.
My wife, she cured me of drink and wickedness.

1:06 PM, July 26, 2005  
Blogger garrett said...

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1:31 PM, July 26, 2005  
Anonymous Morley McYeast said...

The lovely wife of the Velvet Fog may have attempted to cure her husband of drink and wickedness, but there is a stretch of road in the backyard of the boss that may have a slightly different take on the efficacy of that tonic.

Oh excuse me that tonic was actually Jack and coke.

1:41 PM, July 26, 2005  
Blogger The Velvet Fog said...

Now THATS the way I roll.

1:44 PM, July 26, 2005  
Blogger garrett said...

Soyling PT Cruiser is People.
It's PEOPLE.

1:47 PM, July 26, 2005  
Blogger The Velvet Fog said...

I came upon a wreck on the highway...
There was Jack and Coke all over...

1:49 PM, July 26, 2005  
Blogger The Velvet Fog said...

The fine folks at Avis never were wiser, as I parked the offending side of said cruiser away from the gaze of their diligent return staff. I would imagine, given the temps, that the next folks to jump on in to that baby were in for a nice sensory treat as I was unable and unwilling to get all of that stuff out from the creaks and crannys where much of it settled.

Good times!

2:11 PM, July 26, 2005  
Anonymous morley mcyeast said...

To the fine owner of this establishment.

Pardon my ignorance, but could you define "soyling" for me.

I do not intend to sully this blog with ignorant questions or soil the intellectual purity of this discussion. I am simply at a loss as to what appearance a Tofu PT cruiser would have.

2:16 PM, July 26, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mmm... boy, that Hennigan's goes down smooth. And afterwards you don't even smell. That's right folks. I've just had three shots of Hennigan's and I don't even smell. Imagine: you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigan's: no smell, no tell, Scotch

2:22 PM, July 26, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Girls with boyfriends are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike
Your father - he's jealous 'cause I'm making that green
I've got the girlie's numbers from the places I been

2:32 PM, July 26, 2005  
Blogger garrett said...

Morley:

I was just trying to hard to make a play on words. Although I would note that I have seen, recently, a PT Cruiser that had a substance which, with enough time in the sunshiney wonderland that is the garden state, developed a texture and malleability not unlike tofu.

The inside of them door pouches were some Ph.D students wet dream. An entire dissertation (plus leftover dessert) right there for the examinaphication.

3:34 PM, July 26, 2005  
Anonymous morley mcyeast said...

Thanks for the clarification on that soy issue.

3:58 PM, July 26, 2005  
Blogger garrett said...

soyling = soiling.
phonics, man.
phonics.

At yeast try to follow along.

4:04 PM, July 26, 2005  
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4:22 PM, July 27, 2005  

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