On the Mating Habits of Cock-a-roaches - Part 2
Thanks to budget cuts (I presume) here at the building in which I toil, I am able to follow up with you gentle readers about the fate of the cockroach I have labeled female. (There's a post down below about this entitled "A Cockroach Orange". Go there. Read it.)
Some 10 hours after the first sighting, as I was leaving the office for the day, there she was, still flat on her back. Still wiggling her antennae back and forth. But where was he? Nowhere to be found. His lack of loyalty disgusts me. Next time I see him, he's getting squashed. Probably he just found some younger, more vibrant female cockroach who wasn't stuck on her back and scuttled off with her for some time between the floorboards (if you catch my drift).
CONCLUSION:
Cockroaches don't mate for life. At least not any more than humans do.
posted by garrett @ 9:53 AM
24 Comments:
Oh, and to respond to The Game (he of the silly comment as to how did I discern the gender of the supine cockroach on the other cockroach post):
Don't you watch the X-Files, dude? I'm sure you remember the fabulous episode where Mulder and Bambi examine the genitalia of an alien cockroach.
My familiarity with the exchange below has proven valuable to me on more than one occasion, I assure you:
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Bambi: (Looking at cockroach genitalia) Oh my god!
Mulder: Is it abnormal?
Bambi: I'll say. He's hung like a club-tailed dragonfly
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Bambi was played by Bobbie Phillips. The hottest actress to play a doctor ever on tv.
This confuses me. Is a club tailed dragon fly well-hung? I would presume not, but then this runs counter to the exclamation by Bambi. I am under the impression that a woman would react this way more times than not to a large genitalia rather than a small one.
At least they do when I'm drawing a map of some polynesian island chain on them.
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The timeless art of seduction.
I much prefer the phrase: Hung like a Yak. This always confounds and amuses the person to whom it is told.
Do women know about shrinkage?
Another point for Milosh!
Yo, Dongley, you better stick to cartography. Vocabulary doesn't appear to be your game.
Unless you are just saying something that doesn't make sense, from my reading of this definition of confound I think you are confused. You should chug a little less prime meridian, my man.
To cause to become confused or perplexed
That is exactly how I meant it.
God... it's like a sauna in here
I'm taking the Congo as a penalty!
I won't stand for infestation.
I recommend eating some cinnamon toast crunch today. I'm enjoying some right now and it is the cat's pajamas!
Cinnamon takes a backseat to no bobka.
I know the Chunky that ate these Chunkies!
Anytime someone says, "Ooh, this is so good - what's in this?" the answer invariably comes back, "cinnamon." Cinnamon. Again and again.
I am from Russia. You not talk about Russia that way!
Well, see there are many difference between American Soviet cultures that you're not aware of. Ya see in Russia, the cable guy...he's got the whole run of the house. Yeah, that's tradition
Who would have thought that an immigrant would have a pony?
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I am a power-hungry, petty little man of small genetalia.
Forgive me - my alter ego is a poor speller. Notwithstanding that the word "genitalia" is correctly spelled in other comments in this thread.
I'm anal retentive too.
شركة مكافحة حشرات بالرياض
شركة مكافحة حشرات بخميس مشيط
شركة مكافحة حشرات بابها
شركة مكافحة حشرات بالرياض
شركة مكافحة حشرات بتبوك
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