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This what all the hullabaloo is about? Interesting. Tempest in a teapot, if you ask me.
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Wednesday, September 14, 2005
This what all the hullabaloo is about? Interesting. Tempest in a teapot, if you ask me.
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Bill Brasky is so over, that was like, last blog. Get up to speed man!
France. Home to the world's greatest painters, chefs.. and anti-Semites.
The French. Cowardly, yet opinionated. Arrogant, yet foul-smelling. Anti-Israel, Anti-American, and, of course, as always, Jew-hating.
Paris. The city of whores. Dog feces on every corner. And effite men yelling anti-Semantic remarks at children. The real creme de la creme of world culture.
With all that's going on in the world, isn't it about time we got back to hating the French?
Tempest In a Teapot
The French have not the nature for war, they would rather eat and make love with their faces.
All of the gentlemen in that photo appear to be giving their best 'Oh' face.
Thats good stuff.
The White House announced today that President Bush has successfully sold the state of Louisiana back to the French at more than double its original selling price of $11,250,000.
This is a bold step forward for America, said Bush. And America will be stronger and better as a result. I stand here today in unity with French Prime Minister Jack Sharaq, who was so kind to accept my offer of Louisiana in exchange for 25 million dollars cash.
The state, ravaged by Hurricane Katrina, will cost hundreds of billions of dollars to rebuild.
Jack understands full well that this ones a fixer upper, said Bush. He and the French people are quite prepared to pump out all that water, and make Louisiana a decent place to live again. And theyve got a lot of work to do. But Jacks assured me, if its not right, theyre going to fix it.
The move has been met with incredulity from the beleaguered residents of Louisiana.
Shuba-pie! said New Orleans resident Willis Babineaux. Frafer-perly yum kom drabby sham!
However, President Bushs decision has been widely lauded by Republicans.
This is an unexpected but brilliant move by the President, said Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist. Instead of spending billions and billions, and billions of dollars rebuilding the state of Louisiana, weve just made 25 million dollars in pure profit.
This is indeed a smart move, commented Fox News analyst Brit Hume. Not only have we stopped the flooding in our own budget, weve made money on the deal. Plus, when the god-awful French are done fixing it up, we can easily invade and take it back again.
The money gained from 'T'he Louisiana Refund' is expected to be immediately pumped into the rebuilding of Iraq.
My favorite skit on Jackass was when they would pull up to a gas-station to get gas in their car, and as soon as they stopped, a midget clad in only his marble bag would jump out of the trunk and take off running. The looks on the bystanders was classic.
I can't get enough of that.
If I only had a midget pal, that would really be something.
Shenanigans at Yo Momma's House
Now THATS the way I would like to roll. That's what I'm talking about BEEATCH.
I need to get that hooked up.
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