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Friday, October 14, 2005

BREAKING NEWS ... BREAKING NEWS


Veselin Topalov will be the next FIDE World Chess Champion. We here at The Weblog Named Whatever The Author Decides To Call It From Time To Time offer our heartiest congratulations to the Bulgarian Brawler.

WAY TO GO!


Time for Vladimir "The Pusillanimous" Kramnik to step into the ring. Last Man Standing wins eternal glory in the eyes of chess fans everywhere.

All Hail The New Hero, Veselin Topalov!!

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You vill pay for your insolence, Commrade Blog Whatever Host Call It from Time to Time. Ve have veys of making you talk, no? I intend to stick my rook where the sun don't shine next time I see you in Smolensk, capitalist pig.

-Vlad the Impaler

P.S. Do you know vat ve do to keep varm in Russia?

4:36 PM, October 14, 2005  
Blogger Velvet Fog said...

Um, y'all need to relax over there in Smolensk. I think your problem is a lack of island chains to map.

Nothing like drawing island chains to relax a cartographer like myself....

5:14 PM, October 14, 2005  

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