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Friday, October 14, 2005

On Colorful Expressions - Part 1


Inspired by a commentor asserting she "wouldn't scare a bulldog off a meat wagon," we are pleased to introduce a new segment here on the blog glorifying colorful aphorisms (particularly those that seem southern in provenance).

Without further ado, then, here is the ...


EXPRESSION OF THE DAY:
  • That'll attract 'em like buzzards to the gut wagon.

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I would not have enjoyed employment as the driver of a "gut wagon," whatever that is. Sounds like a pungent occupation. Also note - guts and livers are probably about as likely as feces to attract flies. And yes, to my knowledge, the cow in that picture is dead.

FWIW.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like a little lime in my coke.

The chair is against the wall.

John has a long mustache.

10:50 AM, October 14, 2005  
Blogger Blogger said...

I'm bored.

2:21 PM, October 14, 2005  
Blogger garrett said...

That is highly unfortunate, Truth Girl.

Here is some reading for you where your host (at this blog) rants and raves and channels higher powers.

2:50 PM, October 14, 2005  
Blogger Velvet Fog said...

Nothing cures boredom like a little Polynesian cartography!

Maybe a little Solomon Islands?

or dare I suggest Indonesia?

5:12 PM, October 14, 2005  

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