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Friday, February 17, 2006

Urine Trouble Now, Boy

There are a lot of things I want to share but can't. Luckily there is one thing I can share, don't want to share, but am going to share anyway:
  • I peed on my own shoe today. Just a drop.

Standing to urinate is disgusting and should only be done in the most dire of circumstances (i.e., public restrooms).


Blogger Truth Girl said...

That's the best you could do for a post? I'm bored. I need entertainment.

So here's a link for those who need entertainment like me:

Standing while Peeing

3:39 PM, February 17, 2006  
Blogger PDD said...

Dude, If you have enough time to post pic's of your urine along with commentary, you have enough time to finish reading Harvey & Eck and move along to day... I can't even remember anymore. You are losing your audience Garrett. You are losing your audience, and this aint good for Erin.

4:25 PM, February 17, 2006  
Blogger garrett said...

That wasn't my urine!!!

5:41 PM, February 17, 2006  
Blogger garrett said...

Per Truth Girl's article, I am a certified "sitzpinkler."

7:29 PM, February 17, 2006  
Blogger Erin O'Brien said...

I don't know how to respond to this post.

I am mystified.

8:08 PM, February 17, 2006  
Blogger garrett said...

I wish it had been mist-I-spied landing on my shoe.

8:24 PM, February 17, 2006  
Blogger PDD said...

Garrett, stop on by my tracks. I want you to meet my family.

11:54 PM, February 17, 2006  
Blogger crallspace said...

What, do you usually sit down and piss? I piss on my own shoes all the time, and when I wear certain materials, the piss dribbles down my pant leg every time!

I like pissing outside though... I prefer it over toilets any day.

6:11 PM, February 18, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 said...

I'm pissed just reading this.

That is why I like those stand up urinals.

6:24 PM, February 18, 2006  
Blogger garrett said...

Yes. I never urinate standing in a private home. I do urinate standing in public restrooms because I would rather have my urine on my shoes than several random stranger's urine on my buttocks.

7:51 PM, February 18, 2006  

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