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Saturday, April 22, 2006

The Envelope Please ...

OK, Ladies and Gentlemen . . . and the "Seriously." Award for Best PDD Impersonation goes to . . .

The Velvet Fog . . .

for his spectacular performance in the comments section of this post:
The Great Undersock Revelation.

Congratulations, Phineas!
Keep up the good work!!

20 Comments:

Blogger The Velvet Fog said...

I don't know what you are talking about, and I want you to shut up.

12:32 PM, April 21, 2006  
Blogger garrett said...

I never said loving me was easy. I just wish I had you back in my arms again.

12:35 PM, April 21, 2006  
Blogger The Velvet Fog said...

You are killing me Smalls.

12:38 PM, April 21, 2006  
Blogger PDD said...

I am good to go more than once. And I am as good the second or third time as I am the first. Velvet knows what I am talking about. (I told you I have a good memory. Did I tell you Fog or wast that Complete Game? At any rate, I have a good memory.)

12:41 PM, April 21, 2006  
Blogger PDD said...

Oh and for the rest of you, that whole comment meant:

Velvet could never impersonate me.

12:43 PM, April 21, 2006  
Blogger The Velvet Fog said...

It is: I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was.

Confidential to Garrett:
Since when are you a Hawkeye fan?

GrimHell.

12:43 PM, April 21, 2006  
Blogger The Velvet Fog said...

Garrett,

I don't have time to read this post right now, but I will. I will. I'm swamped what with washing my hands and all, and warming my muffin while looking at a picture of flamingos yummy undies. After I read this post I'll be back and post my thoughts. I love your work, I wish you had a wider readership.
I have to go drop off some head shots before my georgeous husband throws me around the house again.

12:45 PM, April 21, 2006  
Blogger The Velvet Fog said...

Did I mention that he is better looking than Brad Pitt?
I probably did, but I can't remember. You all probably think I'm crazy but I'm not. I have a nice rack.

12:55 PM, April 21, 2006  
Blogger PDD said...

LOL!!!!!!

12:56 PM, April 21, 2006  
Blogger PDD said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12:57 PM, April 21, 2006  
Blogger PDD said...

I ride a bicycle. That's what I do. That's all I do.

12:58 PM, April 21, 2006  
Blogger garrett said...

PDD, you forgot to include "wearing a jumpsuit" in that comment.

1:00 PM, April 21, 2006  
Blogger The Velvet Fog said...

I'm wearing my jumpsuit right now!

1:01 PM, April 21, 2006  
Blogger The Velvet Fog said...

I'm wearing my jumpsuit right now!

1:02 PM, April 21, 2006  
Blogger PDD said...

Garrett:

Ironic, I was going to include, "oh no wait that's a lie, I also put on spandex shorts every morning along with a ball(s) of socks to show off how truly big my pecker is. And I take them off every night with much hesitation because I am embarrassed everytime my wife laughs at how truly small my pecker is. But we make love anyway, every second monday."

That's all I do.

1:06 PM, April 21, 2006  
Blogger The Velvet Fog said...

I love it when you get angry.
It makes me all moist and tingley.

1:08 PM, April 21, 2006  
Blogger The Velvet Fog said...

I've found that a banana works better than socks. Plus, when on a long ride, you can always eat the banana.

1:10 PM, April 21, 2006  
Blogger PDD said...

So now what will you do about it?

1:10 PM, April 21, 2006  
Blogger PDD said...

Oh, okay, I guess you are "doing it" now.

1:14 PM, April 21, 2006  
Blogger PDD said...

Ironic again, I was going to say Banana, but chose socks instead to keep on topic of the previous post, for Garrett's sake.

2:05 PM, April 21, 2006  

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