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Wednesday, August 31, 2005

I Could Tell You (But I'd Have to Kill You)


Ever find yourself chock full of a piece of information you desperately wish you could share with your friends but that for one reason or another you can't? For example, have you been at a dinner on a job interview and the friend that recommended you to the hiring committee has a big hunk of avocado stuck against his gum and his eye tooth, but you are just sure the manager responsible for deciding whether to hire you or not would not be pleased to be interrupted by you just to protect your friend from some mild embarrassment?

Only the information you have is perhaps a million times more important? (Espionage and international intrigue come to mind, no?)

Well, if you do, behave with honor. Call your friend and tell him that you have an extremely valuable piece of information but that you can't divulge it. That's what I recommend. Misery loves company.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Honor schmonor.
Lets have it.
Damn the torpedos, full speed ahead.

I'll throw in a nice dinner too!

10:29 AM, August 31, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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11:46 AM, August 31, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also look for my line of coveralls now available at Sears.

Sears. Come see the softer side of Sears.

3:12 PM, August 31, 2005  
Blogger Tim said...

I was expecting something different when I visited your blog. Well I think the information on this blog is great. I have my own blog and I wish I got half as many comments as your blog does. Anyways, I am a fill in teacher at a local high school and I am always doing research on various areas of interest. This weeks topic relates 85% to your blog. I already bookmarked you for future use. If you want to exchange information I will leave my link at the bottom of this. If you don�t mind I will add my 2 cents to this blog topic once in awhile. Although most of the time I just like to read and see what other people�s thoughts are! (hey I am a teacher!)
Thanks again!shuffling poker chips.

8:55 PM, February 12, 2006  
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11:09 PM, March 09, 2006  
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4:48 AM, April 08, 2006  

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