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Thursday, September 22, 2005

Running from Rita - Part 3

I am putting a bunch of "X" figures on our sliding glass door and large windows with duct tape. That should do the trick!


Blogger The Velvet Fog said...

Duct tape can handle any job.

Make sure to make at least one duct tape 'bird' to flip Rita's way. Either that or a giant duct tape schlong. Hurricanes don't mess with houses that have giant, duct tape schlongs on them.

Or so I'm told.

9:24 AM, September 22, 2005  
Anonymous Prof. X said...

You mean like Wolverine or Cyclops?
I recommend Storm or Colossus.

9:25 AM, September 22, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you try coming out of the bathroom naked, and pretending you didn't know anyone was there?

Oh, well that's too bad, because that works too.

9:27 AM, September 22, 2005  
Blogger The Velvet Fog said...

Just throw some Reynold's Wrap on your house like a big jimmy hat.

I take it you won't be sending any MP3's my way today?
I'm still waiting on the Safety Dance you know. Please take said CD with you to avoid any damage to it.

Thank You.

9:31 AM, September 22, 2005  

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