... and a Bottle of Rum

During a recent document review I noticed that the chief executive officer of a shipping company has a wonderfully nautical name: Marinus Quist.

Say it out loud. Seriously. Go ahead.

You can almost feel the wind in your hair, taste the salt on your skin, and feel the barnacles crunching under yer boots. Rough seas ahead. Swing her hard to starboard, ye bilge rats; I'm three sheets to the wind.