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Thursday, October 20, 2005

On Admitting To Mistakes - Part 3


Boy it sure does feel great to me to have my favorite baseball team of all-time beat the St. Louis Cardinals and make it to their first ever World Series. Holy Cow, as the famous announcer for one of my other former all-time favorite baseball teams would say.

This morning while I was driving in to the office, the heavens glowed a gorgeous Astros maroon as our brightest star started its climb into the sky in a vain effort to keep up with the fortunes of Astros Nation. At the same time, the pallor of failure and the detritus of despair descended upon that fabled Arch City in middle America. Go ahead and tear down that stadium, boys. It won't erase the pain of this devastating defeat at the hands of the Greatest Baseball Team in History.

9 Comments:

Blogger The Velvet Fog said...

Kudos to the Astros. They have saved me from having to use my apocolypse bunker.

Now lets go and destroy the White Stockings, and shut these people out here up. I can't take much more of it. All Sox all the time.

9:27 AM, October 20, 2005  
Blogger The Velvet Fog said...

That poor 'Scott' fellow, number 30 in the photo looks like he is about to take an unfortunate elbow square in the stones.

That isn't going to be good for business.

9:51 AM, October 20, 2005  
Blogger The Velvet Fog said...

Either that, or the fellow in the Orange/red shirt there is very appreciative of his efforts for the team.

Hoochiemamma!

9:52 AM, October 20, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Serenity Now!!

10:04 AM, October 20, 2005  
Blogger The Velvet Fog said...

And now it is time for the feats of strength.

It's a Festivus Miracle!

10:07 AM, October 20, 2005  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 said...

Fortunately for Garrett, even if the Sox win, he is covered. He just sells his stock in the "Stros" and jumps on the Sox bandwagon...

Presto, another ride to work with the heavens glowing - but perhaps with that gorgeous White Sox black and white that he is (or will be) so fond of.

2:48 PM, October 20, 2005  
Anonymous hairy prison guard said...

Your depth of understanding is compelling Mr. Flamingo. Though I think there's a reason the team you sold your soul for is nicknamed the Diamondbacks.

You are serpent.
Hear you slither.

Do my harsh words make you want to cry (again)?

3:29 PM, October 20, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Creepy, dude.

3:45 PM, October 20, 2005  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 said...

I didn't cry.

11:24 PM, October 20, 2005  

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