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Sunday, October 16, 2005

On Invitations That Should Have Been - Part 1

We here at The Committee To Invite The Appropriate People To The Weblog Named Whatever The Author Decides To Call It From To Time are aghast. Consumed with regret. We realized, finally, that back in the beginning, when things were just getting started around here, when the fax machine had no toner and the suggestion box was dry, that we made an omission of epic proportions.

In those darker days we inadvertently forgot, to our present dismay, to invite Our Dear Friend ...

  • The Big Man

... to join us.

In the spirit of reconciliation and in the hopes that we will all, in the future, be the beneficiaries of his wit and charm, we offer this post. Big Man, won't you forgive us and join the team and come on in for the big win?

14 Comments:

Anonymous FD said...

i can't wait to see what hte The Velvet Fog's reaction will be to this post!

10:09 AM, October 16, 2005  
Blogger The Velvet Fog said...

The Velvet Fog has to admit to having no idea who this person is.

Could it be the interpid, Rosenblatt?

5:00 PM, October 16, 2005  
Blogger The Velvet Fog said...

I also have to add, that with the doomsday scenario of a White Sox/Cardinals world series staring him in the face, The Velvet Fog has much more pressing matters to attend to, than who is or who aint on this weblog.

I've got a bunker to build in my backyard.

5:08 PM, October 16, 2005  
Blogger Complete Game said...

Not me. I'm a handsome Jew. This is a big Kraut.

Dis guy is a wreckin machine! And he's hungry! Hell, you aint been hungry since you won dat belt.

Oddly enough, a Sox appearance in the WS would do wonders for the subject of GBS' blog.

7:20 AM, October 17, 2005  
Anonymous FD said...

perhaps this is a treasured duck?

9:56 AM, October 17, 2005  
Blogger The Velvet Fog said...

It certainly isn't Clarence Clemons.

10:51 AM, October 17, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BILL BRASKY!!!

3:39 PM, October 17, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't come around here no more

3:48 PM, October 17, 2005  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 said...

Burmood!!!

The intrepid, Rosenblatt, shall never be referred to as "The Big Man" for any reason...ever.

6:59 PM, October 17, 2005  
Blogger Complete Game said...

Alright, TS, that'll be enough out of you. Don't make me fly down there and change your diapers in front of all my hoochies. Stick to the gnomes.

11:11 AM, October 18, 2005  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 said...

I just reviewed your Blogger profile...you aren't 23 years old any more than you are male. That entire profile is a pack of unabashed lies. The only nugget of truth that I saw on your profile was your affinity for gangsta rap. C'mon...let's keep it real!

2:40 PM, October 18, 2005  
Blogger Complete Game said...

I have just given that Virginia firm your new address and phone number to chase you for the local counsel fees in AmeriKing.

I am to 23; I'm a prodigal genius. I graduated from law school when I was 15. You know how young I look; now you know why I am that good-looking!

The thought of your 6'4" frame crammed into the sidecar of your lover's Harley is just too much to bear. I celebrate your confused sexuality friend!

1:23 PM, October 19, 2005  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 said...

I tried to get Andy to pay those fees 10 times. It makes me laugh to think that you are still chasing those fees...heh, heh, heh (that is me laughing!).

I have never ridden bitch on anybody's leaky ass Harley nor do I have any confusion about MY sexuality. I am a little confused about your fantasy regarding me in a sidecar, however. Provided "confused" means "disgusted."

2:37 PM, October 19, 2005  
Anonymous FD said...

i'm starting to think that spear should call out MLC

5:05 PM, October 19, 2005  

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