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Saturday, October 22, 2005

WORST SONG EVER


Madalaine by Winger ... is the worst song ever.

I defy you to name something worse.

It is unfortunate, for ears everywhere, that Winger didn't reflect on these lyrics from the chorus (before releasing this tripe):

"HOW IN THE WORLD COULD IT COME TO THIS?
COULDN'T YOU SEE THAT YOU'D GONE TOO FAR?"

P.S.
In yet another clear sign of the impending apocalypse, one of these reviews included this sentence (quoted from a review voluntarily captioned, by a sentient human, I'm afraid, "Overlooked and Underappreciated"):
  • "Apart from the major hit, 'Seventeen,' which has some of the funniest lyrics ever ... we get to hear the awesome song writing skills and guitar playing of Kip Winger on tracks like the single, 'Madaline,' as well as 'State of Emergency,' 'Poison Angel,' and 'Headed for a Heartbreak.'"
    (emphasis mine)

26 Comments:

Blogger garrett said...

It was Nelson. Then that giant fellow that at least I thought was cool tore down all those posters one night when he was in his cups.

11:19 AM, October 21, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(Can't Live without) Your Love and Affection by Nelson is no picnic either.

11:25 AM, October 21, 2005  
Blogger Chris said...

Although not a hair band effort, I have a deep hatred for "Loveshack" by the B52s

11:39 AM, October 21, 2005  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 said...

You Light Up My Life - Debbie Boone
Let Her In - John Travolta

Both contenders.

12:28 PM, October 21, 2005  
Blogger garrett said...

Sorry - "You Light Up My Life" is actually a good song.

Chris - I also have a deep hatred for "Loveshack." That song produced insomnia for me one night back in the 1980s. When I lived in Poweshiek County. I will never forgive it.

12:44 PM, October 21, 2005  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 said...

I bet you like Celine Dion, too!

Them's fightin' words.

12:50 PM, October 21, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't cry, Flamingo. Unless you want to. I will respect you if you do.

1:12 PM, October 21, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Players With Yourselves Club.
When I'm in Vegas, it is the only way to travel.

Members get a free box of Kleenex at check-in.

1:50 PM, October 21, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is there anything that Chris does that Garrett disagrees with? Get a room.

3:17 PM, October 21, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boom Boom Shake Shake the ROOM!

3:48 PM, October 21, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Garrett likes costumes and stories that transport him to another place in time, another era.

3:49 PM, October 21, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The love shack is a little old place where we can, GET TOGETHER!

3:50 PM, October 21, 2005  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 said...

I went to lunch today and was subjected to a cruel turn of fate.

Piped in over the music playing at the Fox Sports Grill in Scottsdale, Arizona was, none other than....

Debbie Boone singing, You Light Up My Life.

I wish I was kidding or making a false statement - I am not.

I was right. That song SUCKS.

3:56 PM, October 21, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm the greatest actor in the world.

Bang! The World.

3:58 PM, October 21, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can cry if it would help, Flamingo.

I will respect you.

I respect a man who can cry.

3:58 PM, October 21, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who the hell is Mikey Rooney?

3:59 PM, October 21, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can dance if you want to.

You can leave your friends behind.

3:59 PM, October 21, 2005  
Blogger Velvet Fog said...

I ran into Flamingo1 this morning, and something I can't figure out is

4:00 PM, October 21, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Flamingo is here with me.
In Utah.

4:07 PM, October 21, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I didn't know Debra Winger had an album out. An Officer and a Gentleman messed me up. That shit is real.

4:11 PM, October 21, 2005  
Blogger Chris said...

Similarly, I got to play with this vehicle one day at American:
N1413A

4:14 PM, October 21, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ever seen Eddie Murphy's CD

4:15 PM, October 21, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice roof thingie.

4:16 PM, October 21, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you meant to post that comment to the "Delta" entry. Struggling to appreciate the context here.

4:19 PM, October 21, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think I see Garrett's feet in the backseat there

4:20 PM, October 21, 2005  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 said...

Mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.

4:22 PM, October 21, 2005  

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