On Victimhood - Part 1
Today a colleague at work totally betrayed me. Literally.
It was scandalous. It was outrageous. It was a complete breach of one of the most sacred of covenants of conduct among civilized men.
I was stabbed viciously in the bag.
Figuratively.
posted by garrett @ 10:50 PM
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you were stabbed in the bag? is that some fancy lawyer phrase i dont know about?
You wooed me with betrayed, tempted me with scandalous, hooked me with viciously.
But the bag put me past the point of no return.
What happened? You finally confessed that you farted as opposed to those gas sounds coming from your stomach. So he told everyone in the office and now everyone calls you "farty pants", exactly as Pinky predicted.
As for your bag, the time they were stabed, were they well groomed? I'm just curious.
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