Ben Folds, Gangsta Rapper Wannabe
So tonight I'm listening to Ben Folds' version of "Bitches Ain't Shit," the Dr. Dre rap song. Special thanks to cycling Velvet Fog for introducing me to this classic.You can hear it here [corrected] but please note it has a wee bit of profanity and other politically incorrect phrases in it.
But whether you listen to it or not, I just wanted to let you all know that "chin checking" (a phrase used in the lyric to the song) means "feuding."
At least according to the internet.
I looked it up.
posted by garrett @ 8:29 PM
10 Comments:
There's an error. I can't access the song.
I really wanted to say "there's an error fool" because the word fool always makes me laugh. But I had a feeling maybe you would take it the wrong way and be offended by it. All of this explaining has made it ridiculous.
I think I know exactly what this song is. Bitches and shit but _________ and __________
Am I right?
I am very dissapointed in your people Garrett. It just proves they don't love and appreciate you as much as I do.
Your people aint shit but __________ and ___________
(Please feel free to fill in the blanks however you deem necessary.)
Ha ha!
This is my second favorite comment ever. Yes, you're right, that's the song.
I fixed the link. My bad.
I'm grateful to my public that they didn't show up in droves and require me to show up in LESS than is appropriate.
Seriously.
Fool.
I am so glad that you have broken the ice.
Fool.
Gotta love it.
While you are glad that they didn't show, I am pissed. Very pissed Garrett.
They are fools.
Heard it. Excellent rendition.
If I were a man I think I could understand his plight. But alas, I am not.
Too funny.
Wait, what are you saying?
I thought you WERE a lass?
I am both.
I am a hermaphrodite from heaven. Or a heavenly hermaphrodite. It all depends on how one looks at things.
Eff the 20 comments. I want you to reveal yourself in those speedos Garrett.
It's not going to happen.
So it goes.
Hello, people.
Man o' man, am I glad you didn't show up sooner. Nice to see you!
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