On Lighter Fare - Part 1

It is time to pull out the ole' Mail Bag here at Garrett's Randomly Titled Blog. Today's featured article is a gem of a paragraph from a true professional. Brilliant syntax and imagery.

Poetry 101, you've got nothing on this guy.

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• Oh its receding, much to my chagrin. So I just keep growing it. I've not had a real cut in about a year, year and a half. I look like Uncle Rico from Napolean Dynamite. It looks ridiculous in the morning, sticking up 2-3 inches off my dome. One of the Tampax Mafia here said it looked like Something About Mary last week. No fun having bitches sweat my fro and my ice 24/7.