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Tuesday, January 02, 2007

On Lighter Fare - Part 1

It is time to pull out the ole' Mail Bag here at Garrett's Randomly Titled Blog. Today's featured article is a gem of a paragraph from a true professional. Brilliant syntax and imagery.

Poetry 101, you've got nothing on this guy.

RECEIVED EARLIER TODAY ... BY EMAIL:

  • Oh its receding, much to my chagrin. So I just keep growing it. I've not had a real cut in about a year, year and a half. I look like Uncle Rico from Napolean Dynamite. It looks ridiculous in the morning, sticking up 2-3 inches off my dome. One of the Tampax Mafia here said it looked like Something About Mary last week. No fun having bitches sweat my fro and my ice 24/7.

4 Comments:

Blogger The Velvet Fog said...

Uncle Rico had a bit part on Seinfeld before he hit the jackpot with Napoleon. Can you tell me his character?

7:32 AM, January 03, 2007  
Blogger The Velvet Fog said...

Man, its like I'm sitting here playing cards with my brothers kids or something.

3:45 PM, January 03, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You nerve-wracking sons-a-bitches

7:55 PM, January 03, 2007  
Blogger The Velvet Fog said...

None of you dumb-asses knows?

7:32 AM, January 04, 2007  

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