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Friday, January 12, 2007

TIME FOR A SHOUT OUT WITH PROPERS

Ddddaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

Dude. All that time huffing ass at the back of the peloton and grinding it out in criterium after criterium have paid off.

Not only is his plumber's crack now completely hairless (the result of the questionable union of a jumpsuit with a wooden crotch guard, a narrow wedge of rock-hard plastic/rubber for a seat, and the friction and sweat of the countless hours in the saddle), but he has graduated, very recently, to a Cat 3 Road cyclist.





Although I couldn't find anything to explain what this means to laypersons on the internet, it is a Very Big Deal. And I will continue to accept this as a true statement even though I couldn't find anything to explain with this means to laypersons on the internet.

So give a ...

MAJOR SHOUT OUT

WITH PROPER PROPERS

... to the The Velvet Fog.

Way to go, Phineas.

Seriously.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I too would like to know what this means, but congrats to VF, anyway.

Is this similar at all to winning a Tecmo Super Bowl?

Also, when will we get to hear commentary on Rep. Ron Paul's announcement that he will seek the Republican nomination for President?

1:58 PM, January 12, 2007  
Blogger The Velvet Fog said...

Wow.
I think this is the first time I've been the subject of a blog entry. Now I'm somebody!

It really doesn't mean much. Bike racers are grouped by ability in categories 1-5, with category 1 being the best and just below Pro. You have to earn points by placing in races in order to move up. Mostly it means I still suck, but not as much as I used to.

It is certainly not as much fun as winning a Tecmo Super Bowl. Speaking of which, we bought an Xbox 360 for Christmas and I discovered that they made Tecmo Bowl for it. I was so excited to get it home and play it, but then I found out it was the original arcade version, which I don't remember. It was not at all similar to the original Nintendo Tecmo Bowl which is what I thought I was getting. I was devasted.

Thanks for the Propers though Spliff. SOLID!

2:43 PM, January 12, 2007  
Blogger garrett said...

Don't talk this about YOURSELF, brother!! That's not cool. That's your friends' job.

You need to be walking around with your chest puffed out because you're a complete badass. What a great thing this is. I have known a lot of dorks in my life for some reason who like to risk their lives out there on the macadam going 30+ mph on teeny-weeny little strips of rubber with jumpsuits and plastic helmets on their heads, but I've never cared about them as much as I care about you.

So get out there and make us proud.

When do you get your yellow belt??

9:37 PM, January 12, 2007  
Blogger Erin O'Brien said...

I do not understand this post, but I find it oddly arousing.

8:08 AM, January 13, 2007  
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4:11 PM, January 15, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bill Brasky had a bike. Had it permanently shoved up his behind. Now when he gets tired of walking he leans back and coasts.

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12:49 PM, January 29, 2007  

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