On the Lighter Side - SCUBA STEVE
A friend of mine at work was in a meeting a few months ago where one of the guys in the meeting had a seizure. Apparently it was very unsettling (pun sort of intended, but not in a malicious way by any means, I assure you) for all involved. The guy who had the seizure is now fine and was unharmed by the experience.
I don't know why it happened.
His name was Steve.
Well, because it's such an odd experience and because I'm a curious fellow, I frequently ask my friend about it. What did she do? What was it like? How did she know he was having a seizure? Did they notice that something seemed wrong with him before he went into the full-on thing? (etc.)
We were just talking about it tonight. And she said, "Well, the one thing I learned from Scuba Steve ..." And I interrupted her with a confused look: "Scuba Steve?"
"Oh yea," she says, "We call him 'Scuba Steve' because he went under."
Gosh, I couldn't help myself.
I thought that was hilarious.
posted by garrett @ 7:39 PM
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If someone is having a siezure, you should immediately place a cookie in his or her mouth. I believe oatmeal is the best kind.
My kids sometimes call me Scuba Steve. I think it is only becuase that is my name and not because of any other malicious intent, but who the hell knows. They coulda squirreled away that much.
You guys are ass holes.
It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way
Years ago, I was at work when a co-worker - a big guy- dropped to the floor and went into a big seizure. We called 911 and in the end he was fine and got the rest of the day off. Its not something I ever want to experience for myself.
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