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Thursday, September 01, 2005

I BUY GENERIC FACIAL TISSUES

Sometimes those generic facial tissues are of such poor quality that blowing my nose with them makes me sneeze. Tiny particles of lint and paper break off of these generic facial tissues during the operation and can be inhaled, prompting another sneeze, requiring application of another generic facial tissue, prompting another sneeze, and so on.

But there is such a significant difference in cost. It's worth it.

9 Comments:

Anonymous Racing Stripes said...

have you factored in the snarts that this process is inducing?
New drawers cost money too!
But maybe that's what you are into...pee pee's and wee wee's.

11:06 AM, September 01, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Two words: Dorm Issue

11:07 AM, September 01, 2005  
Anonymous Redneck Beltbuckle said...

That's what sleeves are for!

11:37 AM, September 01, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Half my life is over and I have nothing to show for it. Nothing. I'am thumbprint on the window of a skyscraper. I'm a smudge of excrement on a tissue surging out to sea with a million tons of raw sewage.

3:52 PM, September 01, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you ever yearn?

4:01 PM, September 01, 2005  
Anonymous Joey Buttawipeo said...

Huggies baby wipes and diapers are a scourge on the baby product market. The diapers leak, and the wipes are dry and impossible to get out of the container. These products should be banned from the market. Pampers is the only way to crap your pants.

Here endeth the lesson.

4:08 PM, September 01, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ugh... it smells like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food!

4:40 PM, September 01, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now you take that diaper off your head and you put it back on your sister!

4:41 PM, September 01, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This diaper's making my nuts rub together. It's gonna start a fire.

4:41 PM, September 01, 2005  

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