On Moments When Being At Work Is Pretty Much Just Fine
It's pretty much OK to be at work when ...
... your wife interrupts you during
a phone call to say that the
baby just pooped and
it is getting all
over the
floor.
posted by garrett @ 4:13 PM
10 Comments:
Oh, shit.
No shit!
That kid is just like dad...full of shit.
Spear, will you be attending crusher's memorial?
I will. I loved that guy like a brother
Where's dongly shlonglord? His portrait makes me horny.
I'm here darling.
If the photo makes you horny, you should get a load of the real thing.
I've been off at a convention of Polynesian cartographers. I presented an interesting paper regarding the holy grail of Polynesian cartography: Indonesia.
Few cartographers will even dare to attempt such a map, what the breadth and scope that is Indonesia. That giant main island and scores and scores of smaller outlying islands. I am one of the few Polynesian cartographers known to regularly create breathtaking renderings of Indonesia. I'd just love to draw one for you.
more likely ON you.
Ding Dong Shlonglord, wouldn't it be more romantic if you sketched naked bodies... ON women?
That's generally the canvas, yes.
Women love to have maps of Polynesian island chains drawn on them. What else would a renowned cartographer like myself be drawing on?
Canadians. I think it is too cold up there for proper map making. You should visit Molokai.
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