On Bodily Fluids - Part 1

This post is for Bizarro Garrett, whoever you are (it is not me). When I saw this sentence, I thought of you:

"I could urinate two liters for you right now."

Please enjoy the rest of the article here with my compliments.

It's all about corporate might.
It's satirical.
It's rich.


P.S.
Yes, that is a picture of a bladder stone.
Looks a little jagged, doesn't it?
Ouch.