The Plebiscite - Part 1
Sometimes in life there are questions. Some of these questions are matters of opinion. Some of these questions are matters of empirical fact/observation. Some of these questions are matters of opinion about which there really can be no reasonable disagreement.
To confirm that a question debated during a recent lunch I attended is one of this latter kind (a matter of opinion about which there really can be no reasonable disagreement), I have decided to call for a Time Out for a Plebiscite.
Here is the topic:
- At lunch the other day Farm Kid was debating City Slicker about which of two famous women was more fetching (that's good ole' Farm Kid vernacular; City Slicker would use the more common designation - "hot") -- Geena Davis vs. Jessica Alba.
I have a view on this question. I suspect my view is consistent with the vast majority of persons in the blogosphere. To test this theory, I will insert certain sequence of words including the words "Geena Davis"into a blog entry which I will post at approximately midnight tonight and leave that post containing that sequence of words in this blog for one week (until approximately midnight on November 18).
At that time I will delete the post containing the sequence of words including the words "Geena Davis" from this blog and post a separate entry with the same sequence of words substiting the words "Jessica Alba" for the words Geena Davis. I will leave that post containing that sequence of words in this blog for one week (until approximatley midnight on November 25).
The Blog Patrol counter on this page will be the judge (or, more accurately, the jury). I will include in the post containing the sequence of words regarding Geena Davis the Blogpatrol count as of the time of that posting. I will include in the post containing the sequence of words regarding Jessica Alba the Blogpatrol count as of the time of that posting.
If the Blogpatrol count increases more during the week that the sequence of words including "Geena Davis" is in this blog than the Blogpatrol count increases during the week that the sequence of words including "Jessica Alba" is in this blog, we will know that the people think Geena Davis is more fetching than Jessica Alba. If the Blogpatrol count increases more during the week that the sequence of words including "Jessica Alba" is in this blog than the Blogpatrol count increases during the week that the sequence of words including "Geena Davis" is in this blog, we will know that the people think Jessica Alba is more fetching than Geena Davis.
Yes, these are exciting times.
posted by garrett @ 10:33 AM
4 Comments:
To spare all of you from further convolution, I will simply say that Geena Davis is the hotter one. And you will all agree because I'm right.
Garrett, that is the dumbest idea ever. I have masturbated to Jessica Alba's picture no less than 15 times. Meanwhile Geena Davis has received 0 masturbatory incidents - therefore, Jessica Alba is clearly the hotter one.
Your data sampling is flawed. You will get several visitors who are merely interested in Ms. Davis' new hit show. I doubt that all searches (or any) for Geena Davis are for masturbatory material.
Um, excuse me Pinky, but you have really bad taste. Geena Davis is hotter you ape-bird! Also, she's a mensa member. She's got looks and brains. (Not that all mensa members are smart, seriously, some of them are tragically dumb-dumb.) But in Hollywood that equates to Einstein.
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