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Saturday, January 07, 2006

By Request - House Pictures

Yup. This is it. The American Dream in Kingwood, Texas.
McMansions available, approximately $75 per square foot.

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Again, and I just mention this because in one of my fantasy lives I moonlight as a representative of the Chamber of Commerce for the greater Houston, Texas metroplex, and because I have a feeling both of the people who regularly visit this blog are currently living in comparatively high priced real estate markets (e.g., Des Moines, Iowa), but we are paying under $80 per square foot for this place.

Oh, and did I mention that the lot is about 12,000 square feet?

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We have a saying down here in Texas. We meaning us comparatively new Texans. Meaning us Texans who weren't born here but who moved here sometime after the start of our professional lives.

  • I wasn't born in Texas, but I got here as fast as I could.


Blogger FLAMINGO1 said...


I hate Texas. I would rather live in Iowa than in Texas.

The main problem with Texas - Texans.

People in Dallas actually believe that Dallas is as cultured and as sophisticated as New York City...and they believe this while having their beehive hairdo styled.

I say we let Texas form its own third-world country like it wants to and put a fence on the boarder.

1:00 AM, January 08, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 said...


damn fingers.

1:02 AM, January 08, 2006  
Blogger Complete Game said...

I like. Very regal.

Now had you spent similar kwan in Omaha, you'd be rolling limo style, but I digress.

Say goodbye to your yutes meeting any people of diversity my friend.

Extend your pinky proudly; you've gone corporate.

11:41 AM, January 09, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 said...

Tell Big Country BB that my Hawkeyes smoked his Illini!!!


1:58 PM, January 09, 2006  
Blogger Complete Game said...

I was going to let Todd Kinney have the honour on that count, actually. I'm a Hawk hater by nature, but even I can't wait to see Kinney squeeze Brent's nipples here.

2:42 PM, January 09, 2006  
Blogger 40 said...

As someone who "got here as fast as I could." -- I agree! Kingwood is a great place to live. Been here about 10 years.


8:44 PM, January 09, 2006  
Blogger PDD said...

I haven't been to Texas, nor do I plan on going (well, maybe just for curiosity sake) but, as my perception stands, the only thing Texas has going for itself is that house.

10:45 AM, January 10, 2006  

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