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Monday, January 16, 2006

WORST SENTENCE EVER.


I nominate the following excerpt from this article about that German cannibal for the worst sentence ever. Especially if you're trying to enjoy a bratwurst while browsing internet news stories.

  • Meiwes told the court, repeating much of his testimony from his first trial, that he had severed Brandes's penis at his request and that both had tried to eat it, without success.

(emphasis mine)

10 Comments:

Blogger Erin O'Brien said...

Why?

Why oh why did I go and read that?

3:04 PM, January 16, 2006  
Blogger garrett said...

I tried to warn you.

3:05 PM, January 16, 2006  
Blogger garrett said...

I hope (trust) you weren't afraid that subject heading was the first day's review!

3:06 PM, January 16, 2006  
Blogger Satan said...

i love that story

it always makes me so happy

i didnt even know these german guys personally yet they were somehow twisted enough to pull that off with no direct influence from me

jesus christ this world is great

4:59 PM, January 16, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 said...

I wonder what that means..."without success"?

They were successful at cutting it off. Did they fail at eating it?

Why did they fail at eating it? What stopped them from eating it? Was it not cooked properly? Did they not have a fork to roast it over the campfire with? No buns? No ketchup?

Did it suddenly occur to them that eating a penis is repugnant? Did they not like the taste?

Did they decide to spit instead of swallow?

Exactly where did the plan to consume the penis spin off track?

12:36 PM, January 17, 2006  
Blogger PDD said...

One word: Smegma.

1:25 PM, January 17, 2006  
Blogger Satan said...

dick cheese would make it taste better

i have consumed penis i know this to be true

of course mine are cooked over the fiery coals of hell

2:39 PM, January 17, 2006  
Blogger PDD said...

I heard that you use foreskin as chewing gum. Is your gum sweet enough for the young ones down there? And how do the young ones take to hell?

Your loving friend,

PDD.

3:12 PM, January 17, 2006  
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