WORST SENTENCE EVER.
I nominate the following excerpt from this article about that German cannibal for the worst sentence ever. Especially if you're trying to enjoy a bratwurst while browsing internet news stories.
- Meiwes told the court, repeating much of his testimony from his first trial, that he had severed Brandes's penis at his request and that both had tried to eat it, without success.
(emphasis mine)
posted by garrett @ 2:44 PM
8 Comments:
Why?
Why oh why did I go and read that?
I tried to warn you.
I hope (trust) you weren't afraid that subject heading was the first day's review!
i love that story
it always makes me so happy
i didnt even know these german guys personally yet they were somehow twisted enough to pull that off with no direct influence from me
jesus christ this world is great
I wonder what that means..."without success"?
They were successful at cutting it off. Did they fail at eating it?
Why did they fail at eating it? What stopped them from eating it? Was it not cooked properly? Did they not have a fork to roast it over the campfire with? No buns? No ketchup?
Did it suddenly occur to them that eating a penis is repugnant? Did they not like the taste?
Did they decide to spit instead of swallow?
Exactly where did the plan to consume the penis spin off track?
One word: Smegma.
dick cheese would make it taste better
i have consumed penis i know this to be true
of course mine are cooked over the fiery coals of hell
I heard that you use foreskin as chewing gum. Is your gum sweet enough for the young ones down there? And how do the young ones take to hell?
Your loving friend,
PDD.
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