The Big Toe Captain - Part 1
Sitting in my office today, I noticed the nail on the big toe of my right foot was longer than I like. I could see the sharp, hard edge of it pushing against the fabric of my oversock. Gosh, I sure wanted to trim it. Right then and there.But that's just indecent to do in an office setting, isn't it?
So I didn't do it.
Photo Credits: here
posted by garrett @ 4:23 PM
6 Comments:
I completely know what you are talking about. Just yesterday prior to an interview I had, I was itching to cut my finger nails. They weren't long as they usually aren't, but the slightest growth drives me insane. I cut them, but when I got home, only because I didn't have my nail clippers on me.
Same goes for my toe nails.
No it can be done. It can. You just have to pretend to drop something under your desk and don't chew the toenail clipping afterwards. Or you can discretely pick it off during a meeting.
YOu should've... or you should've just bitten it.
I forgot to mention... that new pic of yours... I dig it. It's very... inviting. Is that really you??
Anyway, I dig it.
save some of that for me pdd
Satan, my nails would work fabulously as tooth picks for your not so glamorous teeth. I will save some for you, I will.
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