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Saturday, November 26, 2005

The Plebiscite - JESSICA ALBA

The sequence of words follows:

  • Do you get turned on by pictures of Jessica Alba sitting naked on a motorcycle or running naked on the beach?
  • Well then click here for a relevant Gizoogle search (like weight loss programs, results may vary).

But don't do it from your office computer!

The Blogpatrol Number at the beginning of the Jessica Alba Naked Fortnight is 1,236.


Blogger Erin O'Brien said...

I am madly and unabashedly in love with you, garrett.

And I am, incidentally, frequently mistaken for Jessica Alba and Geena Davis.

7:44 PM, November 26, 2005  
Blogger garrett said...

In that case, I can't wait to read (and review) that free book ... I mean, uh, er, golly.

I couldn't be more pleased.

With those shades, I was thinking more Jackie O.

1:18 PM, November 27, 2005  
Blogger Erin O'Brien said...

Keep your pants on, garrett. My offer's open until Dec. 20 and who knows, some other dashing gent might come along. I am, after all, a fickle girl. Do stop by my place tomorrow for everything you need to know about lovers, blindfolds and Kmart circulars.

5:48 PM, November 27, 2005  
Blogger The Velvet Fog said...

Despite the rantings of a man who regularly wears pink socks, J.A. does nothing for me.

In other news, I'd like to take this chance to announce that I am now, and always have been a rabid Chicago Bears fan.

Unless, that is they lose to the super fantastic Packers this weekend.

6:55 AM, November 28, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm naked and I'm wearing only a wafflecone.

3:57 PM, November 28, 2005  
Blogger Dongley Shlongford said...

Where is said waffle cone placed?

4:09 PM, November 28, 2005  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 said...

Hey, won't those people searching for Geena Davis pictures still hit your site now that her name is splattered all over your blog? I think that will skew your results because now you will be getting hits on both Geena and Jessica....althogh Jessica is hotter.

11:52 AM, November 29, 2005  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 said...

By the way, Fog..the socks were not pink. They were black (the flamingo on the side was pink, however)...and Jessica Alba is smoking hot. Let's keep those facts straight.

3:29 PM, November 29, 2005  
Blogger garrett said...

Flamer, your concern is well-founded. But I did go back and delete the "Geena Davis n a k e d" references out of the posts. But I left the posts on there. And there are more than a few mentions of Geena Davis.

So presumably people searching for just "Geena Davis" might hit this blog. But people searching for "Geena Davis n a k e d" shouldn't.

Anyway, I don't show up on google for either search. Man. So I think Erin O'Brien actually deserves credit for all of these hits. She loves me.

4:28 PM, November 29, 2005  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 said...

She purrs for me. I prefer her lust over her love.

10:36 PM, November 29, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very hot. Are oyu one of the people pictured?

3:52 AM, December 22, 2005  

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