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Monday, November 28, 2005

See You in Mahwah, Boys...


I think I saw somebody vomit right around here sometime.

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15 Comments:

Blogger The Velvet Fog said...

Those PINTS of Jack and Coke will do that to a fella. Especially if you pound down about six or seven of them in two hours. Good Times.

Thats the way I roll.

9:47 AM, November 29, 2005  
Blogger PDD said...

Chunks, or just liquid? Chunks are always more interesting.

11:09 AM, November 29, 2005  
Blogger The Velvet Fog said...

Chunks, liquid, it was all there.
The pre Jack and Coke dinner assured plenty of chunks. They even went down inside the door of a certain cubs blue rented PT Cruiser. They are probably still there!

11:27 AM, November 29, 2005  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 said...

I once projectile vomited on a dog that had one brown eye and one blue eye...while Zepplin played in the background.

I didn't even know the people who owned the house (and the dog). They were not happy with me.

11:54 AM, November 29, 2005  
Blogger The Velvet Fog said...

I once dumped an entire box of fiddle faddle on the floor of some guy's dorm room. Evidently that stuff is pretty sticky and makes a hell of a mess.

12:01 PM, November 29, 2005  
Blogger garrett said...

Especially when you mix it with your own urine, Phineas.

12:04 PM, November 29, 2005  
Blogger The Velvet Fog said...

I didn't remember that aspect of the tale. How delightful!

12:06 PM, November 29, 2005  
Blogger The Velvet Fog said...

One of the first, but certainly not the worst in terms of property damage of my drunken urinating feats.

Did that have any role in the untimely death of a Newt?

12:16 PM, November 29, 2005  
Blogger PDD said...

Because I'm such a glamorous lady, I always vomit in the toilet. Never have I missed the toilet.

Pinky, you're not as sophistocated as I thought. How does your wife put up with you??

You must have been an interesting pre-prepubescent punk.

12:43 PM, November 29, 2005  
Blogger Hairy Prison Guard said...

That Flamingo character is not as sophisticated as you thought and he is not as sensitive as he led me to believe he was.

Would you like to join my BOYCOTT?

HE IS BOYCOTTED.

You should join me. Together we could make a difference.

1:06 PM, November 29, 2005  
Blogger PDD said...

Hairy Prison Guard, I think it's about time to throw away the key.

3:25 PM, November 29, 2005  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 said...

Glamorous ladies always throw up in the toilet. I cannot be controlled - only tolerated. I am a volcano of drunken humiliation. I am a raging tornado of flatulence. How can any woman put up with that?!?!

How I ever led anyone to believe that I was sophisticated or sensitive is beyond me.

3:27 PM, November 29, 2005  
Blogger PDD said...

Who said sensitive?

11:02 AM, November 30, 2005  
Blogger PDD said...

You seem as sophisticated as Chris North aka Big, in 'Sex and the City'. I bet he has big feet too.

If you are not aware of this actor Pinky, it's a complement.

11:04 AM, November 30, 2005  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 said...

(a) Hairy said that I am not as sensitive as he once thought;

(b) I do have large feet...and you know what that means!!! big shoes! Size 13 in fact.

2:09 PM, November 30, 2005  

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