On Aging Grayfully - Part 1
This morning I was sitting and doing some of my best thinking. My nose itched.
I reached in there with my thumb and forefinger.
I grabbed ahold of something.
I tugged.
I removed a longish hair.
It was gray.
I am aging grayfully, apparently -- even my nose hairs show it.
Photo Credits: here.
posted by garrett @ 3:52 PM
12 Comments:
It was a pick!!!!
splashes of Gray hair is sexy. Nose hair, Gray or not is not cool. Trim that shit Garrett.
Kidding. My husband has gray nose hairs also, and it doesn't bother me in the least, not even the gray hair.
When he grows his facial hair there is always a patch of gray on his chin. I think it's very sexy. He's got gray chest hairs also.
I don't mind it on other people but if I found a gray hair on my head I would flip. It would remind me that all this time has passed me by and I have not accomplished what I had in mind. This blog thing is a distraction for sure. I blame it on the blog.
If my free tarot card reading had been conducted and the results properly reported on your blog, I would know whether future gray nose hairs were in my future.
This is important information I am petrified to go additional days without knowing.
Please endeavor to keep your promise as soon as you get done scaling Flamingo's lighthouse.
HA!
I still have to do a reading for a paying customer which will be posted on my blog. I have been busy but I think I will do the reading for the paying customer tonight. There is still a line up Garrett. I think you come somewhere near the end.
I promise to have your reading up on my blog sometime in the future.
In the meantime keep plucking out those nose hairs.
I did a tarot card reading and it showed the breaking wind and pee pee card.
Did you save it? You could add as a prop in your magic nose garden.
It is the stress, dude.
You need to masturbate more.
Not possible.
It must be something else.
Seriously.
No apology necessary.
SPAM = 18
FLAMINGO = 11
Hold on! Erin O'Brien does not constitute spam not matter what she is pimpin'! I believe that makes it:
Spam = 17
Flamingo1 = 12
Flamingo1 = 13
Spam = 17.
I am gaining on the processed meat substance.
Shit I've got to catch up again Garrett.
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