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Saturday, June 17, 2006

On Aging Grayfully - Part 1

This morning I was sitting and doing some of my best thinking. My nose itched.

I reached in there with my thumb and forefinger.

I grabbed ahold of something.

I tugged.

I removed a longish hair.

It was gray.

I am aging grayfully, apparently -- even my nose hairs show it.

Photo Credits: here.


Blogger FLAMINGO1 said...

It was a pick!!!!

7:20 PM, June 17, 2006  
Blogger PDD said...

splashes of Gray hair is sexy. Nose hair, Gray or not is not cool. Trim that shit Garrett.

Kidding. My husband has gray nose hairs also, and it doesn't bother me in the least, not even the gray hair.

When he grows his facial hair there is always a patch of gray on his chin. I think it's very sexy. He's got gray chest hairs also.

I don't mind it on other people but if I found a gray hair on my head I would flip. It would remind me that all this time has passed me by and I have not accomplished what I had in mind. This blog thing is a distraction for sure. I blame it on the blog.

10:55 AM, June 18, 2006  
Blogger garrett said...

If my free tarot card reading had been conducted and the results properly reported on your blog, I would know whether future gray nose hairs were in my future.

This is important information I am petrified to go additional days without knowing.

Please endeavor to keep your promise as soon as you get done scaling Flamingo's lighthouse.

11:05 AM, June 18, 2006  
Blogger PDD said...


I still have to do a reading for a paying customer which will be posted on my blog. I have been busy but I think I will do the reading for the paying customer tonight. There is still a line up Garrett. I think you come somewhere near the end.

I promise to have your reading up on my blog sometime in the future.

In the meantime keep plucking out those nose hairs.

2:20 PM, June 18, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 said...

I did a tarot card reading and it showed the breaking wind and pee pee card.

9:18 PM, June 19, 2006  
Blogger Erin O'Brien said...

Did you save it? You could add as a prop in your magic nose garden.

7:42 AM, June 20, 2006  
Blogger Dongley Shlongford said...

It is the stress, dude.
You need to masturbate more.

10:05 AM, June 20, 2006  
Blogger garrett said...

Not possible.

It must be something else.


11:28 AM, June 20, 2006  
Blogger Erin O'Brien said...

I'm sorry, but I promised Jesus that I would pimp this tough choice concerning the president of the United States. Your vote is needed.

6:59 PM, June 20, 2006  
Blogger garrett said...

No apology necessary.

SPAM = 18


7:16 PM, June 20, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 said...

Hold on! Erin O'Brien does not constitute spam not matter what she is pimpin'! I believe that makes it:

Spam = 17
Flamingo1 = 12

11:23 PM, June 20, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 said...

Flamingo1 = 13
Spam = 17.

I am gaining on the processed meat substance.

12:44 PM, June 22, 2006  
Blogger PDD said...

Shit I've got to catch up again Garrett.

3:58 PM, June 25, 2006  
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